The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas said, over 1 year ago

    The phosphoric acid makes cola a perfect rust remover. Used it several times already to open rusty padlocks and it worked all the time. Leave the padlock in a glass of cola for a few hours… done!

  2. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, over 1 year ago

    Makes an effective toilet cleaner too.

  3. KEStuck

    KEStuck said, over 1 year ago

    You think Cola would take the rust off of an ax head?

  4. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, over 1 year ago

    takes the corrosion off of car battery terminals.

  5. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Cleans out your pipes, huh? And what, pray tell, does it do to your stomach. I don’t drink the stuff.

  6. Charles Smith

    Charles Smith said, over 1 year ago

    @Perkycat

    The stomach is designed to handle hydrochloric acid, which it secretes to enable digestion. Phosphoric acid is much weaker, and the stomach handles it just fine. Millions of people around the world drink “the stuff” every day, and enjoy it.

    Try looking up the word snob as in food snob.

  7. Charles Smith

    Charles Smith said, over 1 year ago

    @Perkycat

    BTW be sure not to use salad dressing (vinegar is acetic acid), or eat oranges (ascorbic acid). Just to be safe, cut out all foods with acid in them. Starvation is much safer.

  8. comedynut

    comedynut said, over 1 year ago

    drink enough it and it will make you sick, and possibly high from cocaine

  9. Imagrandma2

    Imagrandma2 said, over 1 year ago

    Aw, c’mon folks…it’s just fun to make silly comments about the cartoon. I don’t think we should take everything too seriously. They are just cartoons. And some people love colas and others don’t. That’s what makes the world go round! Everyone, have a good day. May none of us be born losers! :-)

  10. Terri Brittingham

    Terri Brittingham said, over 1 year ago

    @Loy Wells

    Abuse of bacon!

  11. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Loy Wells

    Oh, come one, didn’t you see the Mythbusters take that on? Not nearly as bad as you’d have us believe. And bacon doesn’t have the linings that protect your stomach from its own hydrochloric acid.

  12. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    To some extent I’m with Dave Barry on this one. In his book Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead, he suggested that you should decide what to eat based upon the average number of syllables per ingredient. If it’s two or below, the product is probably safe to eat in small quantities. If it’s three or four, you’re probably dealing with a product that causes grave concern in laboratory rats. If it’s five or more, set the container down very carefully and flee the vicinity on foot.

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