The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. Woody 157

    Woody 157 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I had an uncle that used to really enjoy pulling pranks on me like Brutus was pulling on Hattie. I would get all tounge tied and stumble over the second or third verse and he just laughed. At last I looked him square in the eyes and said one time straight through, “Rubber baby buggy bumpers three times fast!” I was feeling pretty good with myself and thought I did really well, till he asked me the next riddle.
    .

    RAILROAD CROSSING LOOK OUT FOR THE CARS,
    CAN YOU SPELL THAT WITHOUT ANY ’R’s?”
    .
    If nobody gets it Saturday then I will print the answer in Sunday mornings column.

  2. FUNG1

    FUNG1 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Woody 157

    Gee .. “THAT” is hard

  3. francophile

    francophile said, almost 2 years ago

    T-h-a-t.

  4. Woody 157

    Woody 157 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I guess kids are smarter today than we were in the 40’s.

  5. sharoncurly

    sharoncurly said, almost 2 years ago

    @woody.com
    train crossing watch out for automobiles

  6. gooseylou

    gooseylou GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Woody 157

    Thanks, you brought back some lovely memories of my Dad. Got a lump in my throat but “Those were the days”!

  7. azhoosier41

    azhoosier41 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Woody 157

    Richard and Robert shot a rabbit.

    Repeat this entire sentence without using any R’s.

  8. Grumley

    Grumley said, almost 2 years ago

    @azhoosier41

    Ah! Dick and Bob shot a bunny!

  9. francophile

    francophile said, almost 2 years ago

    @Woody 157 Who are you calling a “kid”? I turned 64 last Sunday.

  10. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, almost 2 years ago

    A plane crashed on the border of the US and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?

  11. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “Red Baby Buggy Bumpers Three Times Fast”.
    Pay up…

  12. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @ChessPirate

    You don’t bury survivors…
    Pay up…

  13. JoPhan

    JoPhan said, almost 2 years ago

    No, no, no, Brutus. That’s “Red rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.” And, for those of you who don’t understand such things, it’s a tongue-twister, and you teach them to children to help develop their language skills, just like a lot of children’s games are really about developing hand-eye coordination.

  14. Grumley

    Grumley said, almost 2 years ago

    @truecanadianliberal

    It can’t be because that man would be dead.

  15. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, almost 2 years ago

    Two Ducks Fussing In A Ditch.. 3 times fast

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