The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Ryan (Say what now‽) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dihydrogen Monoxide – nasty stuff, unless cut with some alcohol.

  2. Green 8019

    Green 8019 said, almost 2 years ago

    Just go to the Monsato web site and they will tell you how to pronounce it for it is good for you!

  3. aaron wilson dunn

    aaron wilson dunn said, almost 2 years ago

    @Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Water is nasty stuff?
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  4. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, almost 2 years ago

    Thinkin’ Green 8019 meant “Monsanto” (the chemical company.)

  5. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 2 years ago

    G. Carlin spins in grave

  6. rnmontgomery

    rnmontgomery said, almost 2 years ago

    @MayKitten

    What could possibly be wrong with HFCS or corn sweetener? Have you been reading the liberal rags again? Seriously – what disorder do they cause? In excess sure, overweight – but come on . . .

  7. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, almost 2 years ago

    @Ryan (Say what now‽)

    80% of your body is nasty stuff?

  8. guswild

    guswild said, almost 2 years ago

    Monsanto- inventor of the suicide seed.

  9. Terri Brittingham

    Terri Brittingham said, almost 2 years ago

    Monsanto = evil. Don’t mess with our food!!!

  10. Crash_55

    Crash_55 said, almost 2 years ago

    We have been messing with our food for millenia.

  11. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, almost 2 years ago

    This kid will turn out fine. Healthy food is more of a foundation than people think. There is a guy nearby who just turned 110. That’s not too bad. He’s got 8 kids and 130 grandkids, like an Arab sheik. He owns a vegetable stand, and his favorite foods are various vegetables. He looks 75, with all his hair and teeth.

  12. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, almost 2 years ago

    ^ But you really wouldn’t want any of that if it means eating a bunch of vegetables. And who knows if vegetables have anything to do with it?

  13. gaslightguy

    gaslightguy said, almost 2 years ago

    Words to live by! And continue living by!

  14. oldman2015

    oldman2015 said, almost 2 years ago

    I agree with marykitten even if you can read it you would be eaten to death

  15. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dave Barry had the right idea: Just calculate the average number of syllables per ingredient. If the average is two or fewer, it’s probably safe to eat in small quantities. If it’s three or four, it probably causes nasty diseases in laboratory animals. And if the average is five or higher, set the container down very carefully and flee the vicinity.

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