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Jun 15, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Brutus: What's for dinner? 
Gladys: Why don't we go out for dinner tonight? 
Brutus: Why not - we haven't eaten out in a while!
Gladys: Oh, goodie! What type of cuisine would you like? 
Brutus: I don't care. What do you want? 
Gladys: How about French? 
Brutus: Too expensive. 
Gladys: Okay...Italian? 
Brutus: Too rich. 
Gladys: Mexican? 
Brutus: Too heavy. 
Gladys: Szechuan? 
Brutus: Too spicy. 
Gladys: Vegetarian? 
Brutus: Too bland. 
Gladys: I give up! What type of restaurant do YOU want? 
Brutus: I told you, Gladys - I don't care!
Jun 17, 2013
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