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The Born Loser

By Art and Chip Sansom
Apr 6, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Man: What time have you got, Thorny? 
Brutus: I recently decided to stop wearing the old wristwatch I've worn for years...
Brutus: I realized I had no need for it anymore, since I always carry my cellphone with me now...
Brutus: It has the exact time on its display, and that's not its only advantage for me...
Brutus: Remember how I often couldn't tell the time, because I kept forgetting to wind my watch? That won't happen again! 
Man: That's good to know! Well, let's give it a try - what time is it? 
Brutus: Let's see...oops! I forgot to charge my cellphone - it's dead!
Apr 8, 2013
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