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Mar 9, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
RING! 
Brutus: Thornapple residence, Brutus speaking! 
Mr. Veeblefester: Ah, Thornapple...(cough)...I'm glad I got you - I want to go over something from work. 
Brutus: Who is this? 
Mr. Veeblefester: This is Rancid W. Veeblefester!
Brutus: Is that you, Chief? 
Mr. Veeblefester: Yes...(cough)...I assure you it is! 
Brutus: It doesn't sound like you. 
Mr. Veeblefester: That's because I have a...(sniff)...bad cold. 
Brutus: Gee, I'm not sure...I know - try yelling at me - I should recognize you then!
Mar 11, 2013
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