The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie said, 4 months ago

    Old joke… VERY old joke.

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 4 months ago

    Jackson. I heard a long time ago that Mississippi is spelled “M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I”!

  3. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, 4 months ago

    I’ve always wondered why Mississppi would name itself in such a way as to render its citizens unable to spell it.

  4. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    That’s the way I learned it too.

  5. Kiba65

    Kiba65 said, 4 months ago

    Years ago my oldest son ,then 5, asked me if I could spell Mississippi with one i, then he cover one of his eyes and started to spell Mississippi.

  6. Old_Salt

    Old_Salt said, 4 months ago

    Gee I learned M-iss-iss-ippi

  7. NoCents

    NoCents said, 4 months ago

    Or you can spell it backward by turning around.

  8. sfreader1

    sfreader1 said, 4 months ago

    @Old_Salt

    That is how I learned it too, with the accent on the i’s.

  9. Robert Pratt

    Robert Pratt said, 4 months ago

    Literalist!

  10. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    If Mississippi and Missouri wore their New Jersey, what did Delaware…Idaho, Alaska!!!

  11. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie said, 4 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    I had heard it “Peaked letter-straight letter-crooked letter-crooked letter-straight letter-crooked letter-crooked letter-straight letter-humpback-humpback-i”

  12. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie said, 4 months ago

    @Kylie2112

    Then you must live there… Cuz you misspelled it :)

  13. funnyguy11

    funnyguy11 said, 4 months ago

    M – dotted letter – crooked letter – crooked letter – dotted letter – crooked letter – crooked letter – dotted letter – hump back – hump back – i

  14. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 4 months ago

    how come no one talks about Mr. Sippi?

  15. kaecispop

    kaecispop said, 4 months ago

    @awgiedawgie

    We will be watching you to harrass you for your typo’s.

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