The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. J. Short

    J. Short said, 5 months ago

    Some of my favorite side affects: Coma, suicidal thoughts,rash, headaches, upset stomach…and my all time favorite: death. Death is one heavy side affect. If you should experience death lasting more than 4 hours seek emergency care.

  2. whmIII

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    She looks like Hoover Dam…

  3. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, 5 months ago

    @J. Short

    Yes – I love those. ‘If you or a loved one has died from this product call 1-800——-’

  4. ka4uim

    ka4uim said, 5 months ago

    The following instruction states, “If you have to go to the bathroom more than usual, see your Doctor as soon as possible.” So says ka4uim

  5. Doug Thomas

    Doug Thomas said, 5 months ago

    @J. Short ~ One of my favorites, too! Or the anti-anxiety drug that lists one side effect as “may cause anxiety”. Saw it on television, but don’t recall the drug.

  6. sandflea

    sandflea said, 5 months ago

    Most of the side effects are worse than the illness.

  7. ButWaitCallNow

    ButWaitCallNow said, 5 months ago

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  8. Tin Can Twidget

    Tin Can Twidget said, 5 months ago

    @J. Short

    One of the side effects I always enjoyed was for sleeping pils — “may cause droosiness.”

  9. Deja Moo

    Deja Moo said, 5 months ago

    Actually, one of the causes of water retention is not drinking enough water. Your body decides you’re in a drought and starts conserving.

  10. Bobzilla

    Bobzilla said, 5 months ago

    @Doug Thomas

    Or the sleeping pill that cautions “May cause drowsiness”.

  11. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 19 days ago

    “Would you like to make an extra $1,000 a month for a year? Send me $13,000 dollars and I’ll send you the money!”
    That’s from a Dilbert strip. Guess who pulled the scam?

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