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Dec 29, 2012
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Gladys: That does it!
Gladys: I just looked in the mirror at my ever-expanding figure for the last time! I am going on a serious diet!
Gladys: Mark my words - this time is going to be different! I vow to change my eating habits for the better, forever!
Brutus: Well, good for you! I wish you success! What does that mean you'll be making for dinner tonight? 
Gladys: My yummy homemade macaroni and cheese!
Brutus: That's not diet food! If you're so motivated to go on a serious diet, why waste any time? Start today!
Gladys: Don't be silly! Everyone knows you're supposed to start diets on January first!
Dec 31, 2012
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