The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, 12 months ago

    Out of sight, out of mind….

  2. Brian Fink

    Brian Fink said, 12 months ago

    Been there, taken them off, put them back on, kept looking, and done that.

  3. imnotreal2

    imnotreal2 said, 12 months ago

    Many years ago my father had me and my mother looking for his glasses for nearly two hours. Until Mom happened to take a good look at his forehead. :-(

  4. whmIII

    whmIII said, 12 months ago

    Old strip…

  5. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 12 months ago

    @imnotreal2

    Two hours before she thought to look?! ROTFLMHO

  6. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 12 months ago

    @MagicFan

    Maybe it took two hours to find hers, so that she could take a good look at his forehead?

  7. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 12 months ago

    @Donald Williams

    Then why would she be looking for his while she’s looking for hers?

  8. LV1951

    LV1951 said, 12 months ago

    Never could go without my glasses my vision was so bad. Nor more glasses nowsince 2007! Had cataract removals, lens inplants, laser & lasik. Hooray!

  9. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 12 months ago

    @MagicFan

    Then why would she be looking for his while she’s looking for hers?
    -——————————————-
    I guess you’re too young to know.
    My wife & I are both retired.
    Sometimes, I say: “Help me find my glasses – I don’t know where I left them.”
    Before she can help me find mine, she has to locate hers!
    You should just hope you live so long – or not?

  10. DragonRydr

    DragonRydr said, 12 months ago

    I’ve done this, and had them in my hand and asked where they were. Car keys too.

  11. JoPhan

    JoPhan said, 12 months ago

    @LV1951

    I had cataract surgery last year, and it was great! I went from intensely nearsighted to slightly farsighted, and no more astigmatism. All I need now are reading glasses that I get from the 99-Cent store.

  12. iced tea

    iced tea said, 12 months ago

    That’s one of the first signs,Brutus.

  13. Tigger

    Tigger said, 12 months ago

    I wear Script Bifocals, and from time to time, I will check my face to ensure they’re there

  14. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 12 months ago

    @JoPhan

    About a year-and-a-half ago, my eye-doctor told me that I had a slight cataract in my left eye, but nothing to worry about. He suggested I might try “Can-C” (eyedrops). [Am I allowed to say this?] I am currently using these (for about four weeks) and I think already there is a difference in my vision. That is, as far as cataracts are involved – I’m still extremely near-sighted.

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