The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 29, 1999
Transcript:
Gladys: You watch pro basketball eight months out of every year, so why do you get so worked up each March over college games? Brutus: Because the college championship series is the sport in its purest form, untainted by anyone's concerns about money! Brutus: Besides, I stand to make a bundle in the office pool!