The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 10, 1999
March 09, 1999
March 11, 1999
Transcript:
Clerk: So you want to apply for a home improvement loan, eh, Mr. Thornapple?
Clerk: Do you think you may have collateral problems?
Brutus: Oh, no! It's quite low! I watch my intake of fatty foods very carefully!