The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 28, 1998
Transcript:
Wilberforce: Hey, Pop, will you buy me that Freddy Krueger Halloween costume we saw at the mall? Brutus: Absolutely not! That was $35! Why, when I was a kid, I'd put a sheet on and it worked just fine! Wilberforce: Can I help it if I'm just not as naturally creepy looking as you were?