The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 30, 1998
Transcript:
Wilberforce: How should I pitch this batter, Hattie? His first time up, he hit my fastball for a double; then he hit a change-up for a triple... Wilberforce: And in his last at-bat, he hit my curveball for a homer! Should I just walk him? Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Don't be silly...hit him!