The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 11, 1998
Transcript:
Gladys: What do you mean, you're lost, Wilberforce? Where are you calling from? Wilberforce: A phone booth by a street corner! Gladys: Which street corner? Wilberforce: I don't know! Gladys: There should be street signs on a post...read them! Wilberforce: Oh, okay...I'm at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk"!
The kid takes after his dad!