The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 22, 1996
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July 23, 1996
Transcript:
Brutus: I microwave my pancakes, drink instant coffee, speed-read the morning paper, jog to the bus stop and take the express downtown.
Brutus: Phew
Brutus: How come I still end up being late to work every morning?
Because he’s an idiot and can’t manage his time wisely.