The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 01, 1996
Transcript:
Brutus: Hello? Thotnapple residence Phone: This is swifty's pizza parlor did you just order a large anchovy pizza? Brutus: No, I didn't Phone: I didn't think so. It sounded like a kid... we've had a lot of prank calls lately...sorry to bother you, Mr.Thornapple Brutus: Does this mean I don't get the pizza?
Sadly no Brutus, you didn’t order the pizza in the first place.