Ted Rall for May 22, 2015
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Hillary Clinton is launching a charm offensive so you know she's just like you! She's "between jobs" (Hillary Clinton: Doing the freelance thing until something full-time comes along...) Less than perfect marriage (Bill Clinton: Actually, it's exactly what it looks like- which comes as no surprise since we have a tacit arrangement.) Underpaid (Hillary Clinton: Don't the truly well off piss you off?) Has trouble keeping track of life's zillion little details. (Hillary Clinton: Really? I was supposed to save my old emails? Why?) (Bill Clinton: You dingbat!) Cooler than anyone knows (There are unconfirmed reports of fun and a sense of humor). Has regrets: I voted to kill a million Iraqis, but it hurt rather than helped me in the polls!
Hillary is at best a lessor of two evils when compared to the current crop of Republican candidates. The fact that Democrats aren’t considering anyone less sleazy and corporatist than Hillary makes me loose yet more respect for them. If the Dems can find me someone actually liberal with both a spine and sense of propriety, and I’ll vote for them. Hillary’s 0 out of 3 in that list.