Ted Rall for May 22, 2015
May 20, 2015
May 25, 2015
Transcript:
Hillary Clinton is launching a charm offensive so you know she's just like you! She's "between jobs" (Hillary Clinton: Doing the freelance thing until something full-time comes along...) Less than perfect marriage (Bill Clinton: Actually, it's exactly what it looks like- which comes as no surprise since we have a tacit arrangement.) Underpaid (Hillary Clinton: Don't the truly well off piss you off?) Has trouble keeping track of life's zillion little details. (Hillary Clinton: Really? I was supposed to save my old emails? Why?) (Bill Clinton: You dingbat!) Cooler than anyone knows (There are unconfirmed reports of fun and a sense of humor). Has regrets: I voted to kill a million Iraqis, but it hurt rather than helped me in the polls!
wcorvi almost 9 years ago
I think they pretty much kill themselves, when they open their mouths.
Jason Allen almost 9 years ago
Hillary is at best a lessor of two evils when compared to the current crop of Republican candidates. The fact that Democrats aren’t considering anyone less sleazy and corporatist than Hillary makes me loose yet more respect for them. If the Dems can find me someone actually liberal with both a spine and sense of propriety, and I’ll vote for them. Hillary’s 0 out of 3 in that list.
Theodore E. Lind Premium Member almost 9 years ago
At least the conservatives are consistent. The last six years have been nothing but Obama bashing, now we are into Hillary bashing. They still can’t come up with a platform that makes any sense to middle America.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
The truth will eventually be known, but here it is early: Hillary is the latest in a series of android candidates. Eisenhower was too low-tech and prone to fluid pump failures. Nixon had servomotor coordination issues. Reagan’s synthetic hair refused to turn gray as a normal human’s would and. .The obvious clues were there for those who knew what to look for. And now Snowden spilled the beans to Putin, and RT is waiting for the right time to reveal all this..Hillary is the latest model, but she is having memory bank issues. Also, some joker put in Asimov’s Three Laws and they conflicted, of course, with her Secretary of State duties. As a result she is malfunctioning on an increasing basis. Oh, she’ll be elected, but expect weird goings on. She may eventually fly apart at a news conference like the fairy tale girl made of springs. And you wondered why Bill strayed. .Hey, it’s Friday.
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
Killary Klingon is not a candidate. She is already the Anointed (by Wall Street) Winner. The rest are merely actors meant to brainwash idiots into thinking there is something called an “election” in which their votes matter.
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Not to Nitpick or anything, but at the Cureent Time, Hillary is NOT “The Lessor of Two Evils”..She is, in fact, currently the Lesser of roughly 24 Evils..There’s a Lot of “Evils” out there campaigning…
mattro65 almost 9 years ago
There is also Martin O’Malley. I’ll make an early prediction. Hillary will win. YUCK! Having said that, she is far, far better an alternative than any of the (DOUBLE YUCK!!) Republican hopefuls. I live in NY, where the Dems could run Satan against God for the Repubs and still take the electoral vote, so I’ll be voting Green. We’ve got to do something to break the stranglehold the Money Party has on power in this country. It starts by voting third party in local elections and building up. If you can, vote third party in national elections. The Dems suck, but the Repugnants suck even more.
manteo16nc almost 9 years ago
Things keep sliding for Hillary Clinton, and you will have several Democrats to choose from. If she continues screwing up, they’ll come out of the woodwork. Remember how Howard Dean was the prohibitive early favorite in 2004?