Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. DavidGBA

    DavidGBA said, 8 months ago

    I thought it was Charlie’s war ! Blame Texas ?

  2. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, 8 months ago

    For decades, our foreign policy seems to have been “let’s find the worst way possible to deal with this, and see if that works.” it’s like releasing rattlesnakes in your house because you saw a mouse in the kitchen. You don’t foresee a problem later on?

  3. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, 8 months ago

    We have a long history of Texans starting or escalating wars. First LBJ with Viet Nam, then Poppy Bush with Gulf War I, fought for……..some reason, and then GWB with Gulf Wars II and III concurrently, fought for…..some reason. We should be glad that Rick Perry isn’t the Republican candidate.

  4. mikefive

    mikefive said, 8 months ago

    With as much experience as we’ve had in wars dealing with tribal factions, I can’t figure out why the government can’t figure out how to keep that portion of the female anatomy that keeps getting caught in the wringer out of the wringer.

  5. Dr Lou

    Dr Lou said, 8 months ago

    One of the best points Rall has made in a while…

  6. Just Curious

    Just Curious said, 8 months ago

    Maybe Mitt can make his Time Machine available? You know, the one he used to “retroactively” retire from Bain Capital?

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 8 months ago

    We need a TARDIS so things won’t be TARFU!

  8. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 8 months ago

    In case anyone from overseas is reading this;
    TARFU – Totally and Royally Effed Up!
    FUBAR – Effed Up Beyond All Repair
    SNAFU – Situation Normal, All Effed Up.
    Military terms from long before WW2.

  9. Mhic Dhu Ghaill

    Mhic Dhu Ghaill said, 8 months ago

    @masterskrain

    FUBAR (alternative: All Recognition)

  10. braindead08

    braindead08 said, 8 months ago

    @mikefive

    ‘With as much experience as we’ve had in wars dealing with tribal factions, I can’t figure out why the government can’t figure out how to keep that portion of the female anatomy that keeps getting caught in the wringer out of the wringer.’
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    Perhaps some organizations make a serious amount of money while these wars are going on.
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    Not that any of that money would be funnelled back to the ones deciding whether or not to go to war. Or anything.

  11. Radish

    Radish said, 8 months ago

    Ever hear that idea that Brzezinski represented the ruling families in the world who are trying to bring about a one world government?

  12. Tigger

    Tigger said, 8 months ago

    In 1980, Osama ran out of Bullets when he was at War with Russia over a small strip of uninhabitable land in Afghanistan. RR called Terrorist Osama and his Terrori Army ‘Freedom Fighters’ and told us we had to give them more bullets as they were battling ‘The Evil Empire’

    Had RR left well enough alone and not supplied Osama with more bullets, Russia would have killed Osama. Russia still would have collapsed as the spent all of their money battling Osama over a small strip of uninhabitable land in Afghanistan, and September 11, 200 never would have happened and we would not be in The Middle East today

  13. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 8 months ago

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend, until he becomes my enemy. I wonder if the U.S. government has formally contacted the Russian government in order to get some pointers as to how to deal with the Taliban. I guess that would have caused quite a bit of amusement in the Kremlin…

  14. MiepR

    MiepR said, 8 months ago

    My understanding is that one of the purposes of all this military action in oil-producing regions is to keep them terrorized into leaving the US dollar the reserve currency, so they can’t make deals without it, as that would have a severely negative effect on our economy.

  15. 38lowell

    38lowell said, 8 months ago

    Afghanistan is the historic tar baby!

    We just can’t understand what NO! means.
    …waiting for Karzai ’s apology.
    Bring them home tomorrow.

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