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Talk about a narcissist: After years of dragging his feet on the matter, the crash of a drone on the white house lawn prompts Obama to demand new rules.
Barack Obama: These things are dangerous! My wife! My kids! In our home! They were scared!
The only problem with that is, of course, as I know you know, that killing those foreign kids makes his own kids less safe. So he’s mean AND stupid.