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Ted Rall

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Oct 23, 2013
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"Every morning for the past five years, before most of his aides even arrive at the White House. Obama has read a devotional writen for him and sent to his Blackberry, weaving together scripture... (Joshua DuBois, Spiritual Advisor: I've certainly seen the presidents faith grow in his time in office.) (Barack Obama: Though they are driven into exile by their enemies, there I will command the sword to slay them. I will keep my eye on them for harm and not for good." -Amos 9:4. "Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God." -Luke 6:20) (Man: Looks like Blackberry is going bankrupt.) (Barack Obama: "Therefore groan, son of man! Groan before them with broken heart and bitter grief. -Ezekiel 21:6)
Oct 28, 2013
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    Jason Allen GC Insider over 4 years ago

    There was a time when every manager at my workplace had a Blackberry, which they were constantly tapping away on. I haven’t seen a single one of those same managers use a Blackberry in at least three years. They all moved on to either Android or iPhone. Apple and Google advanced while Blackberry stagnated. The recent revamp of their product line was too little too late.

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    Kylop  over 4 years ago

    Ted, you seem to be spending a lot of time reading the Bible. Mtakes me worry about you. “When you look into the Abyss….”

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    Meatpuppet  over 4 years ago

    “Blessed are whats-his-face, for they shall do something or other at some time yet to be determined; maybe” – Anonymous, @#:&*

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 4 years ago

    Actual Christians are in a minority in this country. What we’ve got is a glut of neo-Puritans, preaching about how God hates you (but loves me) and how everything you do is sinful (but if I do it it’s okay).From what I’ve read about him, Jesus was a pretty cool guy. Too bad most of the people who yell his name at other people don’t actually seem to care about what he actually said.

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    echoraven  over 4 years ago

    Does having a god complex count?.Good one Ted.

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    I Play One On TV  over 4 years ago

    If you’re clever, you can justify most any action by choosing the proper biblical quote. Like slavery, or killing unruly children. No wonder the bible has survived so many centuries.

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    decimuscaelius  over 4 years ago

    Time eventually catches up with war criminals!

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