Ted Rall for December 10, 2007
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It's never too early to plan ahead. Bush's grave mustn't become a gathering place for extremists. Jenna is bad enough. Bush's DNA must be destroyed so it can never be cloned. It is zero hour. Call the cleaners. First, his carcass must be reduced to millions of tiny bits. Activate laser decontaminate! These pieces must be dissolved in boiled holy water mixed with cloves of garlic and silver pellets. The residue will be smeared on the Pope's crucifix, exposed to the Dalai Lama's crystal eye and wrapped in the prophet Mohammed's cloak. Then it will be shot into the sun. What if the sun isn't hot enough? He could pollute our sun - the source of life in this solar system! Let's send him to Alpha Centauri.