Ted Rall for October 12, 2006
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Transcript:
The anatomy of politics. A tape proving that people-eating alien reptiles are masquerading as republicans sends ripples across the political landscape. (Alien: Well, isn't this embarrasing.) Republican congressman demand an immediate investigation. (Man: The real question is: Who leaked the tape? What was his political agenda?! You gonna eat that or what?) Republican media personalities urge the ferretign out of a sinister liberal conspiracy. (Man 2: Maybe you media traitors sat on this information until now. Just before an election!) (Woman: But-) A civilized debate about the potentially divisive issue ensues, making all Americans proud. (Man 3: Clearly the leakers must be eaten.) (Man 1: Only us trustworthy republicans will decide that!)
