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Mar 2, 2006
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George W. Bush: No one could've predicted this disaster. Woman: But everyone knew about the mutant daddy long-leg breeding facility near Memphis. Reporter: This video proves the President was warned of a daddy longleg threat. Man: Those big spiders are hungry - and Memphis could be history. George W. Bush: Daddy longlegs are not spiders. We were prepared for the arachnid threat. But Memphis was attacked by Phalangid Arthropods instead! Woman: Memphis has been hit again. Why weren't you ready for another daddy longleg attack? George W. Bush: We were ready! But for a diurnal attack. No one warned us about one at night. The Sultan of Precision. But Then. However. Soon.
Mar 6, 2006
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