Ted Rall for January 17, 2005
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Dismayed by anti-Americanism? Improve our international reputation by funding good deeds to cancel evildoing! Every political prisoner we liberate... ... gets us off the hook for torturing one of ours! Each time the military delivers aid to a disaster zone... ... It gets a free pass for a war! The UN condemns this illegal inv- wait a sec. The US is using a free war credit. Best of all... Building a school for afghan girls... ... nullifies taking out an afghan wedding party! Every ethnic meal you eat... here ... allows an American tourist to act like a pig overseas! You speek inglish, boy?!! Moral equivalence: every life we save buys us the right to one free murder!