Ted Rall for January 13, 2005
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Dismayed by a lack of progress in its war against political opponents, the government unleashes death squads against Democrats. (Man 1: If Democrats get their way, we won't get our way. And we can't have that.) (Man 2: Duh.) "Salvadoran option" teams recruit NRA militiamen and red state radicals to hunt and assassinate liberals and their sympathizers. (Man 3: Nation subscriber at 10 o'clock. I'm taking her out. God bless America!) U.S. death squads also make forays across the border to Canada. (Man 4: Which ones are the liberals?) (Man 5: All of 'em! They're Canadian!) Naturally, experts differ on this tactic. (Man 6: Death squads are fabulous.) (Woman: Actually, they're fine with me. Though "fabulous" is sort of pushing it.)