Ted Rall for October 23, 2003
Transcript:
George Bush: I said I'd capture Osama "dead or alive." I was wrong. I said I'd get Saddam. I was wrong. I said we'd find WMDs in Iraq. I was wrong. I said the Iraqis would be happy to see us. I was wrong. I said my tax cuts would create jobs. I was wrong. But you should still vote for me. It's simple probability: it's only a matter of time before I get something right! No one can be wrong all the time, you know? Man: Good point. What are the odds? Woman: I dunno- dude's on a roll.