Ted Rall for June 21, 2003
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Are there W.M.D.s in your naughty bits? (Man: Iraq's weapons of mass destruction aren't in Iraq. We're taking the search to the logical hiding place: America's private parts. ) "Americans are lining up at bunghole inspection stations to have their sunless nether regions examined for W.M.D.s (Man 2: I coulda sworn I had an Al-Samoud missile up there!) (Woman: Nope- but it's smellin' like the 'thrax!) The procedure is patriotic and relatively painless. Submit voluntarily, or simply await our roving night-owl van." (Man 3: Goin' somewhere, amir?) (Man 4: No way! I'm hopped up on laxatives just for you!) News Flash W.M.D.s have already begun to surface! (George Bush: Nukes...'thrax... chemical weapons... I pulled 'em all out of my ass!