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Apr 14, 2003
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America stuns the world with an admission of honesty and integrity: "We're giving Iraq back to Saddam" Generalissimo El Busho: I'm a big guy. I can admit when I'm wrong, and I was wrong about Saddam having weapons of mass destruction. So I'm giving Iraq back to Saddam- and reversing all the effects of the war- right away! Highlights of the apology: Saddam or Saddam double installed again. Brits to restock looted museum. Thousands of Americans to be executed. Dead Iraqis resurrected. The reaction of the left: This seems like a bad idea, but it's hard to say why. The Center: As long as the U.N. Supervises bringing back the Iraqi dead, and not that creepy mad scientist guy form the movie "reanimator" it's ok with me.) And the right: Now we'll have the ally we need to take on Iran! Time to break out the mustard gas!)
Apr 19, 2003
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