Ted Rall for April 07, 2003
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Hey dictators! You too an get George W. Bush out of your life. 1,000 cruise missiles a day pounding Baghdad as Saddam Hussein cowers in a hole. Meanwhile, the people of Pyongyang cheer their great leader on a beautiful bomb-free day. The difference? Nukes! Don't get suckered like Saddam "disarm me" Hussein! Let our crack team of underemployed soviet-trained physicists turn your nation nuclear! (Kim Jung Il: Bush was bustin' my balls big time! Then I nuked up- and he shut up!) (Pervez Musharraf: Axis of evil, hell the taliban was practifally my idea! But thanks to nukes, I'm cashing us checks not bombs!) (Jean Chretein: True, I'm not a dictator. But you can't take chances witha nut like Bush on your border! I'm closing schools to buy ICBMs!)