Ted Rall for August 03, 2000
Transcript:
A child of divorce several decades after the fact. Television: The emergency broadcast system has just been activated by order of the president. Please stand by. Woman: I'm leaving you. I've developed an unnatural attraction to the cat. The cat's coming with me. Man: Run for your life! Swarms of mutant killer bees have topped the government! Man 2: You'll have to do better than that, big guy.