Ted Rall for June 29, 2000
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The faking of stupidity 2000 Al Gore is taking a beating in the polls for being too smart. Now, the counterattack! Back in the day, any Nimrod with cash could get into Harvard! Classic spin. I married Tipper for her breasts. I stayed faithful for her butt. They've lied about you... you are an idiot! Sound bites. I ain't no braniac, and I ain't no cocaine maniac. Dig? Vulgar form, double negatives and bad rhyme... I'm sunk! Debate quips. As promised: the W's straight A first semester of fourth grade report card! Times page one, here I come! Dirty tricks