Ted Rall for February 05, 2000
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Life During Boretime Woman: A church bus carrying 33 teen-aged members of a choir drove off a highway late last night in a rural area. Police say the drover was drunk. In a bizarre twist, the victims were members of an internet chat room where they had been plotting to blow up a rival high school, restore the confederacy, and hijack an azeri jet to the golan heights in order to subvert the peace process. The Children's parents have been arrested, beaten by cops, defended by Jesse Jackson, and released on an as-yet-undermined technically. Coming up next, an editorial "justice denied." Man: This is why I don't need to do drugs. Man 2: Damn parents! They oughta be deported! Television: Chain gangs: Too soft or too quaint?