Ted Rall for December 22, 1999
Transcript:
It's campaign finance reform and entertainment rolled into one fun-filled game show! Welcome to matching fund jeopardy. (Host: Hi, folks! I'm your host William Jennings Bryan, and welcome to the show that doles out your federal taxdollars to the rich white protestant guy who can answer trivia questions! George: Well, Bill, I'l take "obscure foreign currencies" for $7 million to go with a donation I got from a mobster.) (Host: That'll buy some cool attack ads! The answer is "som") (George: "Whats the currency of Uzbekistan?") (Host: No, that's the "Sum." Al?) (Al: Thanks, William, I'd like "male pattern baldness" for $12 million please.) (Al: That's what I said!) (George: No fair! Al wrote the book on the topic!) (Al: Oh, yeah? Ask your Daddy for some more blow!) Also check out" Cold war wheel of fortune.