Ted Rall for August 07, 1999
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Thesis Envy Man 1: Let's face it: Tom Cruise is a lousy actor. Man 2: You're just jealous: you wish you were married to an aussie exhibitionist. Man 1: Check this out: If the new Ford Excursion were an inch wider, it'd need special "wide load" running lights. Woman: Oh, come on: You just can't afford to upgrade your '82 Corolla. Man 1: I don't want an S.U.V.! I like my current car! I merely think that S.U.V.s are getting absurdly huge! And even if I was envious, how would that change the worth of my opinion? Woman: You're just jealous of my brilliant deconstructionist intellect.