Ted Rall for September 05, 1998
Transcript:
You loved medieval madness... you craved ye olde renaissance faire... here's whats next! Get rational at the first annual: English Enlightenment Extravaganza. (Man 1: Hi! I'm Dave! The cause-effect relationship in the matural world derives solely form the conjunction of two impressions! That'll be $2.) (Woman: You're not Hume! You're just some guy!) (Kid: Daddy! I'm going to the empiricism emporium!) (Man 2: The hell you are! This family is strictly rationalist!) (Woman 2: Here the cylinder represents medieval scholasticism and the pyramid is francis Bacon's induction principle. That'll be three tickets.) (Man 2: This weekend ruled! I never thought so much about religious coexistence!)