Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Tarzan

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  1. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, over 1 year ago

    does not want to see the crime

  2. Polsixe

    Polsixe said, over 1 year ago

    CSI Cairo would be able to suss him out even if he is not on site.

  3. dkram

    dkram said, over 1 year ago

    @saywhat?

    Is that because you want to see Tarzan get his hands on old I.B.
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    \\//_

  4. SKJAM!

    SKJAM! said, over 1 year ago

    Presumably buying a non-defanged snake.

  5. Old Comic Strip Lover

    Old Comic Strip Lover said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t think not being at the scene of the crime will save him since Tarzan will know that the switched snake could have occurred before he left. Besides, I think Hollywood goes on a strict shooting schedule, not a “Okay, let’s do this scene here today” type of shoot.

  6. Katman

    Katman said, over 1 year ago

    Jane is really going to rip Tarzan a new one for all the time he’s been spending away from her. The only “up side” to all of this is that she’s having the time of her life in civilized society partying, shopping, being wined and dined by all the mucky-mucks in Nairobi instead of being insect-bitten (or worse) in the Kenyan jungles! :)>
    ShopTilYouDropAGowa!!

  7. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, over 1 year ago

    @Katman

    Quick The Flit!

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    He wants to be sure to have an alibi as far away from the crime as possible.

  9. Katman

    Katman said, over 1 year ago

    Big and small bones for Jane, eh? Sounds like lots of “fun”! :)> WowTooTightAGowa!!

  10. Katman

    Katman said, over 1 year ago

    @Quartermain MILLER

    “Flit”………flit? Jane don’ need no stinkin’ flit, B’wana Q.! :)> ForFlitsSakeAGowa!!

  11. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, over 1 year ago

    @Katman

    looks like you’ve been perusing some of those nefarious “Mexican Bibles”.

  12. Katman

    Katman said, over 1 year ago

    @Quartermain MILLER

    C’mon B’wana….don’t you recall the Mexican outlaw’s famous lines in “The Treasure of The Sierra Madre”? “Badges, badges…we don’ nee no steenkin’ badges!” Bogie, Walter Houston, Tim Holt, and Bruce Bennett would be shaking their heads at you right now……:)> PassTheTequilaAGowa!!

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