Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds

Tank McNamara

Recommended

Comments (14) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Mormons CAN drink cola, they just said so.

  2. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Mitt’s got illegal immigrants to mow his lawn, so that one is out, too.

  3. TexTech

    TexTech said, over 1 year ago

    Mormons cannot drink any cola. However, Pepsi has been declared acceptable. And curiously, the Morman Church has a rather large investment in Pepsico stock, as I hear it.

  4. mabrndt

    mabrndt GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Need to specify which of his homes.

  5. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    You know what’s really disgusting? This is a spoof, but people actually get paid millions of dollars a year in real life to sit around and do exactly what these guys are doing. What was their major in college???

  6. flyintheweb

    flyintheweb GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I think the ban is on caffeine – so caffeine free cola is OK

  7. Makapo

    Makapo GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @TexTech

    Who has been feeding you these lies? I have a Coke nearly every day. And yes I’m Mormon.

  8. Makapo

    Makapo GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @flyintheweb

    Caffeine is just fine.

  9. Gee Man

    Gee Man GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Makapo

    It doesn’t have to be “fed” by anyone in particular, it is almost an universal talking point anywhere there are Mormons. The story is fed by the mismatch between the official LDS prohibition on coffee and black tea, yet not on hot chocolate, chocolate generally, or, somewhat ambiguously, colas, caffeinated or not. When I was a teen, local Mormons officially said no to anything caffeinated, including chocolate (carob was widely used as a (poor!) substitute), and colas. The ownership of Pepsi rumour is a widespread urban legend – I’ve even heard Mormon friends repeat it.

  10. harmgb

    harmgb GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @alleyoops…..what?
    There are no Muslims running for president.
    And I’d be ashamed of lying, if I was you.

  11. Makapo

    Makapo GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Gee Man

    Yes, I’ve heard Mormons repeat it, it seems to be a rationalization they’ve come up by themselves. The church has recently said that there is nothing wrong with caffeine.

  12. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 1 year ago

    I prefer the Christian so I’ll vote Obama.

  13. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 1 year ago

    @Makapo

    Yes, but you need Joe Smith’s giant glasses to read the fine print in the edict.

  14. thebick

    thebick said, over 1 year ago

    At least Mitt won’t be boasting how he could beat the jocks (or you) at one-on-one…

  15. Refresh Comments.