Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 03, 2015
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Joan: Val!? Hi! Want some coffee? Val: No thanks. I'm just here to watch the game with Wally. Joan: I don't GET the two of you. What's the big appeal of SPORTS?? Joan: There's so much going ON in the world! Why waste your time on some GAME?! Val: Let's see...the latest humanitarian crisis...another war...my financial situation...OR - Wally: The cheerful crack of the bat?? HOME RUN CRACK Joan: OK, who's playing? Val: Where are your colors? Wally: Go! Go! Go! GO!! Luci: Z
Basketball — all you need to watch is the final 2 min.
You want to talk about boring — how about golf? A ‘sport’ that doesn’t let fans cheer has got to go.
Football — 60 min on the clock but with about 10 min of real action.
Baseball — A team game played by individuals. This makes it the only real game and worthy of the highest praise.