Transcript:
Television: *@!
Joan: Wally? Do you worry much?
Wally: I don't worry...I prepare.
Joan: But how do you PREPARE for global disaster?!
Television: !?*
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CLICK!
Wally: Enough news for you.
Joan: Wait! I haven't heard the 23rd update of the morning!!
I stopped watching the evening news when I noticed just how far afield they had to go in order to find a violent crime to cover. They really go out of their way, as in thousands of miles.