Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 20, 2010
Transcript:
Val: According to her teacher, Holly is doing really WELL this year because of some SMART BOY she's trying to impress. Joan: Imagine that. Val: But...why can't she be SELF-motivated?! Why does it take a member of the OPPOSITE SEX to get her to perform to her potential?! Joan: He makes her want to be a better woman. Val: Stop.
Be grateful Holly’s trying to impress him by being a better student instead of . . . other ways.