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Val: RENA! HELP!
Rena: What's wrong?
Val: I set up a Spacebook page.
Rena: How is that a 911?
Val: I accidentally let Spacebook access my address book.
Rena: So?
Val: My ENTIRE address book.
Man: Valerie? You finally want to be my FRIEND??
Macushlalondra,
That is Dickerson, a co-worker who has never been anything but a jerk to Val but seems to go out of his way to attract her attention. It has recently been posited by Phil (and others, including Holly) that Dickerson has something of a crush on Val but, being the emotionally immature guy he is, can’t do anything but punch her in the arm, so to speak. Val is horrified by the whole situation and avoids him as much as possible.