Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 30, 2009
Transcript:
Holly: I have to go to SUMMER SCHOOL? WHY?! Val: You can't spell and you're behind in math. Holly: WHO CARES?! That's what calculators and SPELL CHECK are for! Val: But Holly - what if you don't have access to a computer or a calculator? Holly: Are we moving in with the Amish? Val: EVERYBODY NEEDS LONG DIVISION!
Perhaps she’ll be content with a McJob where the cash registers have pictures on the keys …