Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 04, 2008
Transcript:
Woman: How are your investments holding up these days? Val: Snort. Rena, I'm a working mom with two kids... my money's in jeans, sneakers and groceries. Woman: So you don't pay attention to the Standard & Poor's? Val: Well, it's standard for me to be poor...
Pets suck you dry too. :p