Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 20, 2008
Transcript:
Val: Oh, for the love of Simone de B!! Joan: What?? Val: Look at, this kids' furniture catalog. Joan: Cute bedroom sets! Nautical theme... surfer theme... superheroes... Val: Those are the boys bedrooms. Joan: OK... and for the girls. whoa - a totally... pink... pretend kitchen... Val: And on this page... Joan: A pink, pretend - vacuum cleaner?! Val: Send your daughter back to the '50s!! Overnight shipping available!! Joan: What's in the little bottles? Val: Pretend Valium. Order me some.
And, for this day only . . .
Pretend cannabis.