Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 20, 2007
Transcript:
Joan: So, Holly... when do we get to meet new boyfriend Ryan? Holly: NEVER!! I don't want Mom to scare him off! Joan: Oh, c'mon... how's that going to happen? Val: I mean it - when Holly brings home her first boyfriend, I want you there in FULL motorcycle cop regalia. Phil: OK, OK - but the gun won't be loaded.
Really? Then how will his head end up on the wall?