Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 20, 2006
Transcript:
Val: Holly, Aunt Joan and I wanted to talk with you. You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...and they want to be very close... Joan: And they have stable jobs, a house and a car and a large savings account...have already been through therapy... Val: Amen Val and Joan: Then they have a baby. Holly: I can't believe these people reproduce. Wally: Insurance is a chick magnet.
Good idea to get married first, too.