Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 18, 2004
Transcript:
Andy: Uncle Wally?! How could you do this to me? Wally: Oh-- you've seen the calendar. It's a fund-raiser. Andy: It's embarrassing! Wally: You re embarrassed?! I'm the insurance guy who posed in his birthday suit with nothing to cover me but a stack of-- actuarial tables!! Andy: That's what those are.