Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 14, 2004
Transcript:
Joan: I'm not sure how I feel about my husband being photographed for a cheesecake calendar. Wally: You're jealous? Joan: Welll... a lot of women are going to get a peek at what I've had all to myself until now... Wally: My paunchy stomach and stubbly bird legs? Joan: Stop. You'll make me blush.
Beefcake, Joan, beefcake. Your husband is a male.